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REAL MEN DON'T REHEARSE is the funniest book you'll ever read about orchestras and classical music! This is what it's really like to play in a professional orchestra. Unlike the usual high-minded approach, this is a laugh-out-loud look at the culture of the certifiably insane people who play notes for a living. Makes the perfect gift for that music lover on your list!
Highly recommended! --Dr. Demento
"'Real Men Don't Rehearse' paints a lively picture of what goes on behind
the scenes at a major symphony orchestra. Anybody who thinks that all
classical musicians are stuffy and lack a sense of humor will be set
straight by this rambunctious book."
--Peter Schickele ("curator" of "PDQ Bach")
Buy direct from the publisher! Just $14.95 plus $3.49* shipping -- best price on the net!
To order by check, click here for order form.
"You're guaranteed to find yourself laughing out loud while
reading
"Real Men Don't Rehearse."
–-Strings Magazine
"If your idea of a great ab workout is laughing until your stomach hurts,
this book may save you hundreds of dollars in gym membership fees."
--International Society of Bassists Magazine
Read the INTRODUCTION and FIRST TWO CHAPTERS
Read an Excerpt: "Kiddie Concerts: Look Kids, Now He's Decomposing"
Read Reviews!
Real Men Don't Rehearse was written by Justin Locke, who spent 18 years as a professional bass player, playing with the Boston Pops and the Boston Symphony. Justin is also the author of Principles of Applied Stupidity and Getting in Touch with Your Inner Rich Kid. To buy multiple books (and thus save shipping), please visit our Online Bookstore! Also check out Justin's speaking appearances!
Phone: 781-330-8143 | justinlocke1@gmail.com
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REAL MEN DON'T REHEARSE is the funniest book you'll ever read about orchestras and classical music! This is what it's really like to play in a professional orchestra. Unlike the usual high-minded approach, this is a laugh-out-loud look at the culture of the certifiably insane people who play notes for a living. Makes the perfect gift for that music lover on your list!
Highly recommended! --Dr. Demento
"'Real Men Don't Rehearse' paints a lively picture of what goes on behind
the scenes at a major symphony orchestra. Anybody who thinks that all
classical musicians are stuffy and lack a sense of humor will be set
straight by this rambunctious book."
--Peter Schickele ("curator" of "PDQ Bach")
"'Real Men Don't Rehearse' paints a lively picture of what goes on behind
the scenes at a major symphony orchestra. Anybody who thinks that all
classical musicians are stuffy and lack a sense of humor will be set
straight by this rambunctious book."
--Peter Schickele ("curator" of "PDQ Bach")
Buy direct from the publisher! Just $14.95 plus $3.49* shipping -- best price on the net!
To order by check, click here for order form.